Glenfergie Away loss
Up against an away loss to Everton at Goodison Park with Chelsea leading against Bolton this is what Sir Alex had to say to his Manchester United players at half time.
(Commotion in the dressing room as united are a goal down at half time getting no joy in the final third when Sir Alex walks in)
SAX : Let me have your attention! We're talking about what? Bitching about some goal you missed some Son of a Bitch referee dint give you a penalty, some broad dont like what youre crossing so on so forth lets talk about something important! Are they all here?
Carlos Queiroz : All but Cristiano.
Sax : Im going anyway. Lets talk about something important. (To Evra) Put that Gatorade down!! You think i'm fucking with you. I am not fucking with you. I am here from Malcolm and Glazer im here from downtown and i'm here on a mission of mercy!
Your name is Patrice? You call yourself a leftback you son a bitch!
Giggs : I dont need to listen to this shit.
Sax : You certainly dont pal , cos the good news is you are all losing the title, the bad news is you've got YOU ALL have got just one half to regain the title starting now, this minute!
Are you laughing now? You get the picture? You ve got the contracts Malcolm and Glazer are paying good money for your asses, score the fucking goals, you cant score the crosses you're given you cant score Shit! You are shit!! Hit the bricks pal and beat it cos you are going out.
Solksjaer : The crosses are weak!
Sax : Oh the crosses are weak, the FUCKING crosses are weak! You're weak! You cant play in a young mans game go home and tell your wife your troubles. Cos only one thing matters in this game. YOU GET THE BALL INTO THE BACK OF THE NET!!! You hear me you fucking faggots?!
ABS : Always be Scoring. ALWAYS BE SCORING!!!
P C M A : Possesion ,Counter ,Marking ,Attack
Posession : Can you keep posession? Oh you better or youre gonna get fucked on the counter
Counter : Can you get the motherfucking ball to Ronaldo on the counter?!
Marking : Are you marking your man for Christ!!!
and Attack!
PCMA! You got the cross coming in you think he put that in to see it cleared. A man does'nt cross lest he wants you to be at the end of it! The defenders are out there waiting to give you chances! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it!
Giggs : Bunch of crap!
SAX : Whats the problem pal! You see these boots? You see these boots?! These boots hit a face that earns more in a day than the cost of your car! You see pal thats who these boots hit and youre nothing. You used to be a stud? Fuck You! Go home and tell your grandkids those stories. If you wanna play here SCORE!
(To Carrick) You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse you COCKSUCKER! You cant take this how can you take the abuse you're gonna get at Stamford! You don't like this? Go to LEEDS!
You wanna go out there in the second half and score, SCORE! If not you ll be shining Maurinho's boots.
These are the new title medals. These are the 'Premiership' medals. To you they are gold and you dont get them. Cos giving them to you is just throwing them away. They are for Scorers only.
Id wish for you that the goalkeeper made a mistake but you would'nt know what to do with a ball and an open goal if you got it.
United replies with four goals in thirty minutes in the second half. Hell Freezes over as
Mr Eagles scores the last one. Chelsea draw 2-2 at Bolton. 5 points clear at the top of the table. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!
(Commotion in the dressing room as united are a goal down at half time getting no joy in the final third when Sir Alex walks in)
SAX : Let me have your attention! We're talking about what? Bitching about some goal you missed some Son of a Bitch referee dint give you a penalty, some broad dont like what youre crossing so on so forth lets talk about something important! Are they all here?
Carlos Queiroz : All but Cristiano.
Sax : Im going anyway. Lets talk about something important. (To Evra) Put that Gatorade down!! You think i'm fucking with you. I am not fucking with you. I am here from Malcolm and Glazer im here from downtown and i'm here on a mission of mercy!
Your name is Patrice? You call yourself a leftback you son a bitch!
Giggs : I dont need to listen to this shit.
Sax : You certainly dont pal , cos the good news is you are all losing the title, the bad news is you've got YOU ALL have got just one half to regain the title starting now, this minute!
Are you laughing now? You get the picture? You ve got the contracts Malcolm and Glazer are paying good money for your asses, score the fucking goals, you cant score the crosses you're given you cant score Shit! You are shit!! Hit the bricks pal and beat it cos you are going out.
Solksjaer : The crosses are weak!
Sax : Oh the crosses are weak, the FUCKING crosses are weak! You're weak! You cant play in a young mans game go home and tell your wife your troubles. Cos only one thing matters in this game. YOU GET THE BALL INTO THE BACK OF THE NET!!! You hear me you fucking faggots?!
ABS : Always be Scoring. ALWAYS BE SCORING!!!
P C M A : Possesion ,Counter ,Marking ,Attack
Posession : Can you keep posession? Oh you better or youre gonna get fucked on the counter
Counter : Can you get the motherfucking ball to Ronaldo on the counter?!
Marking : Are you marking your man for Christ!!!
and Attack!
PCMA! You got the cross coming in you think he put that in to see it cleared. A man does'nt cross lest he wants you to be at the end of it! The defenders are out there waiting to give you chances! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it!
Giggs : Bunch of crap!
SAX : Whats the problem pal! You see these boots? You see these boots?! These boots hit a face that earns more in a day than the cost of your car! You see pal thats who these boots hit and youre nothing. You used to be a stud? Fuck You! Go home and tell your grandkids those stories. If you wanna play here SCORE!
(To Carrick) You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse you COCKSUCKER! You cant take this how can you take the abuse you're gonna get at Stamford! You don't like this? Go to LEEDS!
You wanna go out there in the second half and score, SCORE! If not you ll be shining Maurinho's boots.
These are the new title medals. These are the 'Premiership' medals. To you they are gold and you dont get them. Cos giving them to you is just throwing them away. They are for Scorers only.
Id wish for you that the goalkeeper made a mistake but you would'nt know what to do with a ball and an open goal if you got it.
United replies with four goals in thirty minutes in the second half. Hell Freezes over as
Mr Eagles scores the last one. Chelsea draw 2-2 at Bolton. 5 points clear at the top of the table. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!
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