Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The elusive 'HAT' trick

Ah been a while since i posted here. For a while in the middle i thought i had lost my beloved blog( which ive bothered to update only twice :|) with the shift from blogspot to blogger but here i am again.

The night of the 14th of september a friend and i decided to don the 'Hat' and stop mugging for the quiz the next day ( For info on this mysterious hat refer to George Carlins stand up comedy acts). It turned out to be a great move as we were treated to a wonderful match between Man united and Celtic. The match was a tale of two hats. As Louis Saha searched for his Hat trick Mathew Gravesen searched for his Hat. Gravesen who began the match with the 'Im the man' look was reduced to a clumsy bald guy on the field by the likes of Scholes and Carrick.

Quite agaisnt the run of play Venegoor of Hesselink ( thats his real name!) made ferdinand lose his hat and Van der saar his footing to slot in the first goal. A little later the keeper at the other end lost his hat and went for Ryan giggs' privates which the referee naturally deemed a yellow cardable offense. Saha would go on to convert the penalty, 1-1 game on. Saha decided to make hay while the hat is on and converts a brilliant through ball by scholes into his and uniteds second goal. Wes brown would later concede a free kick outside the box and Saha would track back to be part of the wall. Instead of jumping with others in the wall to block the ball Saha decided to take the opportunity to adjust his privates and naturally the ball went over his head into the far post, 2-2 game on!. While all this is going on of course Gravesen would keep on losing and refinding his hat.

After the half is over united decides to wear the Hat once and for all and a nice build up leading to an easy finish by Solksjaer. Celtic would not have another sniff at the game and poor Gravesen would never find his hat again.

Youre probably wondering why you needed to log in to a joblesses blokes blog and read a review of a champs league match ( a vague one at that) when you could have easily logged onto espnstar. Well you probably should have done that :).
But now that youre here you can read the invisible hat im wearing.

3 Comments:

Blogger Just Kiddin said...

Hi ,

I used to call my blog Indian Idle until very recently. Nice to see that others think like me !

Good Luck

jk

6:47 AM  
Blogger Sataract said...

hehehe....well the hat was meant for saha truth...playing for oen of the most hated teams in the epl and all

7:59 AM  
Blogger Krish said...

jk
oh you called it that too? i guess its a fair reflection of our personalities what say?

Krish

9:07 AM  

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